Monday, March 10, 2008

One fine Joke and horny Sophia

This girl is Sophia, keralite or call as malayali locally. She has got nice body structure and looks are more horny. Foto session for an US adult site. Few pics are here and further more you can get from www.eroticy.com





This joke from Deepthi over mail...

Once upon a time, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Nag with their 3 lovely daughters; Ela, Esha & Ani. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years past, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most handsome and nice guys. They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned', Mr.& Mrs. Nag were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Nag told them......" Your father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences". So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Nag got the first letter. It was from Ela. They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!!!!", exclaimed Mr. Nag. The motto for Standard Chartered was...."BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY".... Mr & Mrs. Nag were happy. A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Esha. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is....'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Nag jumped in joy. Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Ani. The Nags became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Nag managed to figure it out. The code-name was "CATHAY PACIFIC" (an airline). Mr. Nag rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically..........ah! here it is!!! Mrs. Nag grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish it......THUMP!!!!!!...she fell off her chair. The motto is.."7 TIMES A WEEK. 3 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".

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Jerone

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